WHERE DOES BEER COME FROM?

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What a question! Beer is a major part of my life. I drink it most days, and have done for many years now. I believe it is a gift from the gods to us humans.

ORIGINS OF BEER / ALCOHOL

Would you believe beer has its roots traced back as far as 7000 years ago from a place called Mesopotamia (Where Iraq is now)? This doesn’t necessarily mean it was the first beer ever made, but the earliest instance scientists can trace back. Alcoholic beverages have been around an estimated 9000 years, and possibly back as far as 12,000 years. Our first evidenced instance was an Enterprising Mesopotamian woman who combined some herbs with grains and water to create an early version of the hallowed drink we know today. Though it was consumed at least in Egypt as well, as the surrounding areas. The Eygyptians along the Nile used to pay their workers an ration of beer as well!

It would appear that it was cooked as a nutritious drink rather than a way to get wasted but it ended up fermenting. It would also appear pretty much everyone drank it including women and children as part of their diet. Usually Yeast is the active element that creates the reaction we know as fermentation, but its unclear how she got it to ferment. Where would a women get yeast?

FIRST COMMERCIALLY MADE BEER

From my research it would appear nothing really changed for the next few thousand years until the middle ages. Another (would you believe Woman?) decided to add hops to the recipe. Hops gives beer its bitterness, flavors, hints and overtones. It also preserves the beer, making it able to sit on a shelf for a lot longer. The lass responsible for this was the Abbess Hildegarda de Bingen. She was later Cannonised as a saint. And God Bless her too!

It was soon after this that men took over the proceedings to mass produce and manufacture this beverage of the gods, and it spread around the world. The First of which would appear to be The Bavarian State Brewery Weihenstephan. It’s located on the site of the former Weihenstephan Abbey in Freising, Bavaria. Before the abbey was dissolved in 1803, the monks who lived there brewed and sold beer.

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BABES

Been trialling out some new software that allows me to upload images to a shareable gallery. Since the #humpday babes have been so popular here’s a shareable gallery of them to check out! Share on dear friends! I think I might have to go back and covert the old galleries to this style as well 😀

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BEEN A WHILE

Its been a while since i’ve done any work on this site … But i was bored and needed to have a break from my studies today so i uploaded a batch of the stuff that we’ve had on the facebook site. So new babes and heaps of new memes been added now too! feel free to browse and share! and stay tuned for more great stuff being uploaded as we speak!

FACBOOK SHENANNIGANS

Unfortunately facebook has decided to fuck us over again. Not sure why as while our content is probably a little cheekier than most pages on the social networking giant, ours does follow the guidelines, and certainly isn’t as graphic as some pages out there. Basically a few weeks ago we got somewhere between 30-50 complaints in one morning on one (rather benign) photo and each time it was reported (for spam) the facebook team passed it. From that point on our likes dropped by about 90%. We managed to claw our way back in a couple of weeks to getting somewhere near the same level of likes as we were getting before but again we were reported for spam. We never spam but its just obviously some puritan who as a problem with the page or maybe facebook algorithms playing God again.

But on the positive side if you’ve made it to the site we’ll still be updating this one regularly so you’ll always get your fill of memes, babes and other things!

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SITE GOING WELL

Thanks all for visiting this site! It means a lot to us! We’ve been busy harvesting the memes and babe pictures from the site https://www.baconboobsbeer.com and the sites starting to fill out a bit.

We’ve also started a video dump on the page VIDEOS where you can view the funnier videos we’ve posted over the years. Check it out, there will be some funny stuff posted up there!

Also the Bacon Boobs Beer facebook page has been kicking along well, so thanks for all the support there as well…. We’ve hit 6000 likes now so this pretty much makes it both the most successful page in terms of numbers we’ve ever run, and the most engaged page with many of the babe of the week pics hitting 400+ likes!

Anyway groovers, take it easy have some sweet delicious beers and keep coming back here from time to time to see what new stuff we’ve put up here!

MEME DUMP

Ok we’re setting up the Bacon Boobs Beer meme dump where were storing all the cooler memes and things that we’ve been posting through the history of the page. Feel free to stop by copy and save or whatever you do so you’ll have a good supply of memes to bug your friends with!