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ONE MILLION YEARS BC

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One Million Years BC

Here we go with another film review. This time its ultra babe, Raquel Welch starring in One Million years BC. Released in 1966 this was somewhat successful as far as the producing house, Hammer films was concerned. This is a pretty cool watch, but it can be kind of distracting with miss Welch bouncing around in her caveman / fur bikini outfit. Not entirely sure what the plot was really about but it revolves around Tumak (spelling?) who is banished from his cave man tribe and sets off solo. He wanders around for a bit and collapses from exhaustion. The lucky bastard is found by another tribe, of which Raquel welsh features as Loana and he assimilates into her tribe. (featured in the below pic)



One Million Years BC is not entirely historically accurate. It features humans and dinosaurs in the same time / reality. But again with the Caveman babe-age bouncing around the place one isn’t really thinking about this. Look this film though rather enjoyable is not really a thinker. There’s no english dialogue either, just caveman grunts and some primitive communication. Again this doesn’t interfere with the enjoyment of this film.

Anyway if you haven’t seen this film and you’re the kind of film conniseur that visits this site regulary, be sure to track your self down a copy and enjoy with some freshly fried bacon and a couple of beers 🙂

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JENNIFER ANISTON

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Jennifer Aniston

Thought i’d share a tribute to one of my fave babes, and probably one of yours too … Jennifer Aniston!

Little known fact, Jennifer Aniston (born in Feb 11th 1969) started her career at age 24 in the 1990’s horror movie Leprechaun. Despite the film being a little on the B Grade side, she was super cute (See pic below) and was always going to get noticed. From then, she promptly scored the role as Rachel in the stratospherically huge 1990’s sitcom Friends. She then of course went on to start in some of the hugest box office films of all time. But you guys all know that anyway.


Jennifer Anniston in her first appearance on the film “Leprechaun”

Anyway here’s some cool shots of Jennifer Aniston for you guys to check out:





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CHRISTINA RICCI

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Thought it was about time we paid tribute to one of the most righteous babes of all time, Christina Ricci. She first came to be known in the Addams Family movie as “Wednesday Addams” but grew up quickly. I kinda feel like I grew up with her, as we are only a couple years apart in age. Some movies of hers you have to check out are “After Life” and “Black Snake Moan”



BARBARELLA

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If there was ever a competition for the most beautiful woman ever created, Jane Fonda’s performance in Barbarella (1968) would have to put her in solid contention. I’m going to be honest and say I’m not totally sure what this movie is about but it seems Barbarella is some sort of galaxy hopping super babe that sorts out “Intergalactic Issues”. The Movie opens with Babs getting her kit off in zero gravity space situation. Some corny late 60’s music is playing, it’s totally hammy, but that scene alone is worth the price of admission. In fact it is forever etched into my brain. It took me another 10 mins to be able to focus again on what was actually happening in the movie.

OK so plot wise our hero Barbarella is setting sail on the cosmic seas of the distant future to recover some weapon or something from a villain called Duran Durant (Yes, thats where the pop group of a very similar name got the inspiration from). Its not the greatest of plot lines but the visual aspects of the film (not just Fonda bouncing around in skimpy outfits), are actually very well shot and choreographed really make up for it. Visually the film is total eye candy, bright colours, strange alien landscapes and of course Barbarella getting around in some sensational space outfits.

Anyway Babs makes it to some other planet and the ruler of that planet teaches her about making love. It seems whatever point in the future Barbarella comes from the general Earth population has lost / forgotten the art of physical love. So at least she learns something.

Either way if you can find this film and hot intergalactic babes are your thing, this film will rock your world.

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FACEBOOK DOWN

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Well, we’ve been done over by facebook again, this time I’ve lost access to my personal account. Hopefully I can get it back at some point, there was a lot of memories (personal) and page stuff that I was administering.

I’ve also found a new social media site which seems to be a lot better and doesn’t manipulate your page posts or whatever it is facebook always seem to be doing. Go on over and check out http://www.mewe.com and sign up. Also we’ve launched a like page on there The Daily Babe which seems to be taking off bit by bit!

Anyway hope to see you guys there 🙂 and keep checking back on https://www.baconboobsbeer.com for more cool stuff coming soon!

IS TOUCHING OR LOOKING AT BOOBS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?

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IS TOUCHING OR LOOKING AT BOOBS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?

IS TOUCHING OR LOOKING AT BOOBS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?

Is touching or looking at boobs good for your health? Turns out modern science says YES! In more ways than one! Touching and holding boobs is good for you. Looking at boobs is good for you. Obviously, if you touch or look at boobies make sure you have permission from the owners of the boobies! If you’re lucky enough to have someone that lets you touch or stare at theirs regularly you may just be on the path to good health!

OK, I know what you’re thinking. This sounds too good to be true. With that in mind we’ve even referenced the findings! We have some reasonable article authority backing us up here!

Here’s the original article for this study conducted Dr Karen Weatherby, a German Scientist and published in the New England Journal of Medicine. She postulates (sounds rude, but it isn’t) that staring at and touching breasts for at least 10 minutes a day can actually prolong male life spans. In fact, staring at a nice large or small rack (Depending on your tastes) for at least 10 minutes a day lowers blood pressure, heart rates, stress and has the same benefits as a 30 minute workout. It’s been suggested that it could actually lengthen the male lifespan up to 4-5 years.

THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT

In regards to touching boobs: When a hand meets boob, it stimulates nerves that trigger the brain’s pituitary gland to release oxytocin. This is a feel-good hormone associated with snuggling and such. The benefits actually apply to both females and males. In fact the shape a hand makes when nestling a boob is the naturally relaxed state a hand should be in. It also has benefits for the woman as the chest is where stress is held. A lovingly held and supported boob will release stress from the body. Source, Cosmopolitan Mag

. Holding boobs actually benefits the female in your life as well!

Anyway with that in mind Bacon Boobs Beer does not recommend staring at random breasts of passing women. Much less touching them. Keep it clean, keep it respectable. Hopefully, you can find a woman that will love the attention as much as you love to give it. Count yourself lucky if you have this already. I do!

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