Well another month has passed us by but the force of the babes remains strong. Here’s anothe month of fine ladies for you to feast your eyes on! Enjoy my friends, I know I did!
MAY BABES
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HOW IS BACON MADE?
Ever wonder how bacon is made? Learn about the complete bacon production process, from sourcing pork belly to curing, smoking, and slicing.
1. Where Bacon Comes From
Bacon is typically made from the belly or sides of a pig. In the U.S., pork belly is preferred for its high fat content, while in the UK, loin-based “back bacon” is more common. The pigs are raised on farms, then processed in certified facilities where the pork belly is selected and trimmed for bacon production.
2. The Curing Process
Curing bacon is a crucial step that preserves the meat and enhances its flavor. There are two main methods:
- Dry Curing: The pork is rubbed with a mix of salt, sugar, and spices, then stored for days or weeks.
- Wet Curing (Brining): The meat is soaked or injected with a liquid solution of salt, sugar, water, and often sodium nitrite.
Nitrites help maintain bacon’s pink color, prevent bacterial growth, and develop the classic cured taste. Some producers use natural nitrate sources like celery powder.
3. Smoking the Bacon
After curing, bacon is often smoked for added flavor. Popular smoking woods include hickory, applewood, and maple. There are two smoking methods:
- Cold Smoking: Infuses flavor at temperatures below 90°F (32°C) without cooking the meat.
- Hot Smoking: Cooks and flavors the bacon simultaneously at higher temperatures.
The meat is hung or placed on racks in a smokehouse, where it absorbs rich, smoky aromas over several hours.
4. Slicing and Packaging
Once smoked, the bacon is chilled to firm it up for slicing. It’s then cut into thin strips, inspected, and packaged. Bacon is sold in various forms—slab, sliced, or pre-cooked—based on consumer preference.
5. Storage and Cooking Tips
Packaged bacon is vacuum-sealed and refrigerated, lasting several weeks. It can also be frozen for longer shelf life. Bacon can be cooked in a pan, oven, or microwave. As it cooks, the fat renders out, leaving behind the crispy strips loved around the world.
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APRIL BABES
Sorry it’s been so long between posts, my friends but life has been hectic. Anyway time to catch up on the past babes we’ve been featuring on our social media. If you’re with any of the following sites Mewe.com or Truth.com we’ve got profiles on both of those so follow them The Daily Babe on Mewe and Daily Babes on Truth Social.
In the meantime, keep enjoying the babes as we post them to you!
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KATY PERRY
Early Life and Musical Roots
Katy Perry, born Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson on October 25, 1984, in Santa Barbara, California, is one of the most iconic pop stars of the 21st century. Known for her colorful persona and chart-topping hits, and a rack that just defies gravity (well they did escape the Earths’ gravity field recently) her journey to fame is a testament to resilience and reinvention.
Raised in a strict Christian household by Pentecostal pastors, Perry’s early musical exposure came from church hymns. She began singing in her parents’ church at the age of nine and later learned guitar. In 2001, at age 16, she released a gospel album titled Katy Hudson, which, despite critical praise, was a commercial failure.
Reinvention and Breakthrough
Determined to succeed, Perry moved to Los Angeles at 17 to pursue a mainstream music career. She adopted the stage name “Katy Perry” to distinguish herself from actress Kate Hudson. Despite early rejections and being dropped by multiple record labels, she persisted.
Her breakthrough came in 2008 with the hit single “I Kissed a Girl” from her debut pop album One of the Boys. The song’s bold lyrics and catchy hook sparked controversy and massive popularity, catapulting her into the global spotlight.
Global Stardom and Chart Domination
Perry’s 2010 album Teenage Dream solidified her status as a pop powerhouse. The album spawned five number-one singles on the Billboard Hot 100, including “California Gurls”, “Teenage Dream”, and “Firework”—a feat only previously achieved by Michael Jackson.
Her music is known for blending catchy pop melodies with themes of self-empowerment, individuality, and playful rebellion. With multiple Grammy nominations and over 100 million records sold globally, Katy Perry became a household name and cultural icon.
Personal Life and Public Image
While her career soared, Perry’s personal life was often in the public eye. She was briefly married to comedian Russell Brand and later found love with actor Orlando Bloom, with whom she has a daughter, Daisy Dove Bloom.
Perry is known for her quirky fashion, vibrant music videos, and ability to evolve her image. She has also used her platform to advocate for LGBTQ+ rights, mental health awareness, and youth empowerment.
Legacy and Impact
Beyond her musical achievements, Katy Perry has made a significant impact on pop culture. Her Super Bowl XLIX halftime performance in 2015 became one of the most-watched in history, further cementing her legacy as a performer.
She also served as a judge on American Idol, mentoring new talent and continuing to shape the music industry from behind the scenes.
Conclusion: A Pop Icon Still Evolving
Katy Perry’s journey from a gospel-singing teen to a global pop sensation is a story of determination, reinvention, and fearless self-expression. As she continues to evolve both personally and professionally, her influence on music and culture remains undeniable.
Whether through hit singles, boundary-pushing visuals, or her advocacy work, Katy Perry has earned her place as one of the defining artists of her generation.
MARCH BABES
well, its that time of the month again. No not THAT time but … time for the babe gallery to start taking shape for this month. Hope you like it as much as I liked doing it.
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HOW TO CURE A HANGOVER
How to Cure a Hangover Like a Pro
Congratulations! You survived another night of questionable decisions and excessive drinking. Now, you must face the ultimate boss battle: the Hangover. Fear not, my fellow alcohol warrior. With these expert tips, you’ll be back to functioning (sort of) in no time.
Step 1: Accept Your Poor Life Choices
Look, we both know you didn’t need that last round of tequila shots. But here we are. The first step to recovery is acknowledging that you brought this upon yourself. Now, let’s fix it.
Step 2: Rehydrate Like You Just Crossed the Sahara
Alcohol turned your body into a raisin. Time to fix that.
- Water – Duh. Drink it like your life depends on it (because it kind of does).
- Electrolytes – Sports drinks, coconut water, or even that dusty Pedialyte you stole from your kid.
- Coffee (Optional) – If you need to function, but beware: caffeine is a double-edged sword.
Step 3: Eat Something That Won’t Betray You
Food is your best friend and worst enemy right now. Choose wisely.
- Eggs & Bacon – Because science says cysteine in eggs helps break down toxins, and bacon is just happiness.
- Toast & Bananas – Your stomach needs something mild. Bonus: bananas replenish potassium.
- Greasy Food? – Works if eaten BEFORE drinking, but hey, go for it if you need comfort.
Step 4: The Couch is Your New Home
Accept that today is a lost cause. Find a couch, burrito yourself in a blanket, and start your recovery:
- Netflix & Regret – Watch dumb comedies. Avoid anything with explosions.
- Power Naps – Short ones. Too long, and you wake up in another dimension.
- No Sudden Movements – Slow and steady, my friend.
Step 5: The “Hair of the Dog” Myth
Drinking more alcohol to cure a hangover? That’s like putting out a fire with gasoline. But if you’re committed, go for a Bloody Mary or a mimosa—at least you’ll look classy.
Step 6: Learn From Your Mistakes (Or Don’t)
By evening, you might swear off drinking forever. We both know that’s a lie. But maybe next time, pace yourself and drink some water between rounds. Or don’t. See you at brunch.
Final Thoughts
Hangovers suck, but now you have the battle plan of a seasoned pro. Hydrate, eat smart, and embrace the laziness. And maybe, just maybe, don’t go that hard next time. (Yeah, right.)
FEBUARY BABES
God Dammit… What another stellar month for the babes that appear on this site. As long as I live I’ll never get sick of this job. Here’s the babes that rocked my world all through Febuary! I hope you like as much as I did!
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MELISSA RAUCH
Melissa Rauch: From Comedy Clubs to a Big Bang
Melissa Rauch, born June 23, 1980, in Marlboro Township, New Jersey, has become a standout in Hollywood. From her early days in theatre camps to her breakout role as the short but babe-a-licious Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz (girlfriend and later wife to Howard Walowitz) on The Big Bang Theory. Her signature mousey voice and legendary rack soon made her part of the furniture on the hit series.
Early Life and Education
Growing up, Melissa’s passion for performance was evident. Her supportive family encouraged her, leading to a comedy club-themed Bat Mitzvah—a hint of her future in comedy. After high school, she earned a Bachelor of Fine Arts in acting from Marymount Manhattan College in 2002.
Climbing the Hollywood Ladder
Post-college, Melissa faced the typical struggles of aspiring actors, juggling jobs like waitressing at Johnny Rockets and flyering in Times Square. Teaming up with college friend Winston Beigel (now her husband), she co-wrote and starred in The Miss Education of Jenna Bush, a one-woman show that showcased her comedic chops and garnered attention.
The Big Bang Breakthrough
In 2009, Melissa’s career skyrocketed when she joined The Big Bang Theory as Bernadette Rostenkowski-Wolowitz. What started as a recurring role quickly became a fan favorite, leading to her becoming a series regular. Her portrayal, complete with a unique voice inspired by her parents, solidified her status in the ensemble cast.
Beyond Acting
Not just an actress, Melissa co-wrote, produced, and starred in the 2015 film The Bronze, playing a former Olympic gymnast clinging to past fame. The film premiered at Sundance, highlighting her versatility. In 2023, she took on the lead role and executive producer duties in the Night Court revival, playing Judge Abby Stone, the original judge’s daughter.
Personal Life and Advocacy
Melissa has been candid about her personal challenges, including miscarriage and fertility issues, using her platform to support others facing similar struggles. Together with her husband, she launched Oscar’s Kids, focusing on pediatric cancer research—a testament to her commitment to meaningful causes.
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JANUARY BABES
Well its that time again, to show off the magnificent babes we posted on our social media over the last month or so! Enjoy! I know I did!
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JENNA JAMESON
Anyone who’s watched any level of adult films will no doubt be familiar with Jenna Jameson. She is one of the most recognizable names in the adult entertainment industry. The blonde bombshell rose to fame in the 1990s, to became one of the most successful adult film actresses of all time. Jenna later transitioned into running her own business ventures and adult and mainstream media concerns. Aside from being a total babe, Jenna’s personal life is also one of resilience, reinvention, and personal struggles.
Early Life and Career Beginnings
Jenna Jameson was born Jenna Marie Massoli on April 9, 1974, in Las Vegas, Nevada. Her early life was shaped by tragedy, as she lost her mother to cancer when she was just two years old. Raised primarily by her father, a police officer, and her grandmother, she had a challenging upbringing. Teenage Jenna took up ballet and participated in beauty pageants. However, after experiencing personal hardships, including sexual assault and struggles with substance abuse, she left home and started working as a stripper. This course fed Jenna into the Porno film industry in the early 1990s.
After appearing in a few movies, the instantly likeable Jenna’s started winning multiple awards at the AVN (Adult Video News) Awards. Her combination of striking looks, confidence, and on-screen saucy-ness (and of course those slurping skills) quickly made her a superstar. By the late 1990s, the iconic pornstar had solidified her position as the most famous adult film actress in the world.
Besides her amazing rack and on-screen skills, Jenna then decided to ramp up the business potential of her brand, Jenna co-founded ClubJenna in 2000, a pioneering adult entertainment company that produced films, websites, and digital content. The company became immensely successful, making her one of the first adult performers to gain financial independence through business ownership. At this point Jenna’s net worth sky rocketed. Well done Jenna!
Mainstream Success and Business Ventures
Not content with appearing in only adult films Jenna made the jump into mainstream (and not so mainstream) film. She appeared in music videos, TV shows, and films, including cameos in Howard Stern’s Private Parts (1997) and the animated series Family Guy. She also lent her voice to the video game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002). I’ve also seen her in horror movies such as Zombie Strippers and a couple of others.
If you want to read more about Jenna check out her 2004 autobiography, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star: A Cautionary Tale, which became a New York Times bestseller. The book provided an unfiltered look at her life, including her struggles with addiction, relationships, and the realities of the adult film industry.
Jameson’s entrepreneurial success continued as ClubJenna was acquired by Playboy Enterprises in . This cemented her status as not only a performer but also a savvy businesswoman.
Later Years and Personal Life
In 2008, Jameson announced her retirement from adult films, focusing on her personal life and new business ventures. She became a mother in 2009, giving birth to twin boys with her then-partner, mixed martial artist Tito Ortiz.
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