APRIL BABES

Sorry it’s been so long between posts, my friends but life has been hectic. Anyway time to catch up on the past babes we’ve been featuring on our social media. If you’re with any of the following sites Mewe.com or Truth.com we’ve got profiles on both of those so follow them The Daily Babe on Mewe and Daily Babes on Truth Social.

In the meantime, keep enjoying the babes as we post them to you!

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HOW TO CURE A HANGOVER

How to Cure a Hangover Like a Pro

Congratulations! You survived another night of questionable decisions and excessive drinking. Now, you must face the ultimate boss battle: the Hangover. Fear not, my fellow alcohol warrior. With these expert tips, you’ll be back to functioning (sort of) in no time.

Step 1: Accept Your Poor Life Choices

Look, we both know you didn’t need that last round of tequila shots. But here we are. The first step to recovery is acknowledging that you brought this upon yourself. Now, let’s fix it.

Step 2: Rehydrate Like You Just Crossed the Sahara

Alcohol turned your body into a raisin. Time to fix that.

  • Water – Duh. Drink it like your life depends on it (because it kind of does).
  • Electrolytes – Sports drinks, coconut water, or even that dusty Pedialyte you stole from your kid.
  • Coffee (Optional) – If you need to function, but beware: caffeine is a double-edged sword.

Step 3: Eat Something That Won’t Betray You

Food is your best friend and worst enemy right now. Choose wisely.

  • Eggs & Bacon – Because science says cysteine in eggs helps break down toxins, and bacon is just happiness.
  • Toast & Bananas – Your stomach needs something mild. Bonus: bananas replenish potassium.
  • Greasy Food? – Works if eaten BEFORE drinking, but hey, go for it if you need comfort.


Step 4: The Couch is Your New Home

Accept that today is a lost cause. Find a couch, burrito yourself in a blanket, and start your recovery:

  • Netflix & Regret – Watch dumb comedies. Avoid anything with explosions.
  • Power Naps – Short ones. Too long, and you wake up in another dimension.
  • No Sudden Movements – Slow and steady, my friend.

Step 5: The “Hair of the Dog” Myth

Drinking more alcohol to cure a hangover? That’s like putting out a fire with gasoline. But if you’re committed, go for a Bloody Mary or a mimosa—at least you’ll look classy.

Step 6: Learn From Your Mistakes (Or Don’t)

By evening, you might swear off drinking forever. We both know that’s a lie. But maybe next time, pace yourself and drink some water between rounds. Or don’t. See you at brunch.

Final Thoughts

Hangovers suck, but now you have the battle plan of a seasoned pro. Hydrate, eat smart, and embrace the laziness. And maybe, just maybe, don’t go that hard next time. (Yeah, right.)

FEBUARY BABES

God Dammit… What another stellar month for the babes that appear on this site. As long as I live I’ll never get sick of this job. Here’s the babes that rocked my world all through Febuary! I hope you like as much as I did!

If you like what we do, keep coming back regularly as you can to Bacon Boobs Beer. It means the world to us!

NOVEMBER BABES

I’ve said it before, and i’ll say it again… It never ceases to amaze me how many amazing babes there are on this planet, and If I had the time I’d feature every single on of them. Until then here’s another selection of the most babalicious babes we could find for you!

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