IS TOUCHING OR LOOKING AT BOOBS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?

IS TOUCHING OR LOOKING AT BOOBS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH?

Is touching or looking at boobs good for your health? Turns out modern science says YES! In more ways than one! Touching and holding boobs is good for you. Looking at boobs is good for you. Obviously, if you touch or look at boobies make sure you have permission from the owners of the boobies! If you’re lucky enough to have someone that lets you touch or stare at theirs regularly you may just be on the path to good health!

OK, I know what you’re thinking. This sounds too good to be true. With that in mind we’ve even referenced the findings! We have some reasonable article authority backing us up here!

Here’s the original article for this study conducted Dr Karen Weatherby, a German Scientist and published in the New England Journal of Medicine. She postulates (sounds rude, but it isn’t) that staring at and touching breasts for at least 10 minutes a day can actually prolong male life spans. In fact, staring at a nice large or small rack (Depending on your tastes) for at least 10 minutes a day lowers blood pressure, heart rates, stress and has the same benefits as a 30 minute workout. It’s been suggested that it could actually lengthen the male lifespan up to 4-5 years.

THE SCIENCE BEHIND IT

In regards to touching boobs: When a hand meets boob, it stimulates nerves that trigger the brain’s pituitary gland to release oxytocin. This is a feel-good hormone associated with snuggling and such. The benefits actually apply to both females and males. In fact the shape a hand makes when nestling a boob is the naturally relaxed state a hand should be in. It also has benefits for the woman as the chest is where stress is held. A lovingly held and supported boob will release stress from the body. Source, Cosmopolitan Mag

. Holding boobs actually benefits the female in your life as well!

Anyway with that in mind Bacon Boobs Beer does not recommend staring at random breasts of passing women. Much less touching them. Keep it clean, keep it respectable. Hopefully, you can find a woman that will love the attention as much as you love to give it. Count yourself lucky if you have this already. I do!

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